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Nobody remembers who brought it.
Everyone remembers what happened next.

An Invitation to Misbehave

Welcome to a world  
where rules are optional,  
rituals are sacred,  
and nothing good ever happens before sunset.
 
G&D isn’t listed.  
It’s passed around.  
Whispered about.  
Poured with a wink and a warning.
 
Not a drink.  
An initiation.  
A rebellion dressed in black tie.  
A secret society with a splash of lemon.

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Served.
Then Undone.

It wasn’t a cocktail.  
It was a ritual.  
A royal shrug at restraint.  
A sovereign solution to long days—  
and longer obligations.

We didn’t change it.  
We made it portable.

24% ABV.  
Sip it straight.  
Spritz it over ice.  
Slip it into crystal if you're feeling ceremonial.

Not refreshment.  
A provocation.

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The Founder's Batch

This isn’t a launch.  
It’s a quiet ripple through certain circles.
Just a few hundred bottles.  
 
Hand-filled, duty-paid, dangerously drinkable.  
24% ABV.  
Not available in shops.  
Not made for everyone.  
And certainly not waiting around.
 
Claim it.  
Sip it.  
Don’t explain it.

Dispatches from the World of British Mischief

It turns up quietly.  
In club bars, race tents, gloveboxes and country kitchens.
 
No press releases. No hashtags.  
Just sightings, whispers, and the occasional empty bottle.
 
Here’s where we’ve been spotted.  
(Or so we’re told.)

The Circle

Of course, if you’re not just here for the gossip...

You weren’t invited.  
But you found it anyway.

This isn’t a newsletter.  
It’s a side door.  
A rumour with a return address.

Events. Pre-orders. Secret things.  
The kind of messages you don’t leave open at work.

We won’t email often.  
But when we do, you’ll want to be sitting down.

It’s the sort of thing people talk about quietly.  
And buy quickly.

Apply to join.  
(We’ll pretend we didn’t notice.)

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