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The Drink

Not a cocktail. A signal.
Served when it matters.
Poured for those who know.

One glass. One look. The evening changes

The Ritual

It starts before the first sip. The glass. The glance. The guest you shouldn’t have invited.

G&D is best poured when something is about to happen.

Cold glass. No garnish. Low light.Drink it like a secret. Or a dare.

A man’s hand holding a G&D cocktail and cigar, watch gleaming under low light—ritual, power, and quiet indulgence.

G&D, Six Ways

Your Drink. Your Situation. Your Alibi.

Your Glass Awaits

You’ve read enough.
Now comes the decision:
Will you pour? Or will you watch?

The Inner Circle

Before G&D, you followed the rules.
After G&D, you wrote them.

Join the Inner Circle to receive scandalous updates, private invitations, and early access to future releases.

Not a mailing list. A movement.

Of course, if you’re not just here for the gossip...

  • Over ice. With lemon.

  • Poured into someone else’s crystal—ideally stolen from a family wedding in ’94.

  • Best served just before a confession or immediately after making the same mistake again.

 

Say nothing. Just raise the glass.

The Classic

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  • Straight from the bottle. No garnish. No apologies.

  • Boots muddy. Tie optional. Host unaware.

  • Best consumed with gossip, gunpowder, or a faint ringing in one ear.

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Don’t let them catch you.

The Field Pour

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  • Crowned with champagne. Because why not.

  • Drunk standing on antique furniture or from a flute slightly too good for you.

  • Pairs beautifully with light treason or heavy flirtation.

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Claim your crown.

The Coronation

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  • Shared discreetly behind the font.

  • Slightly stronger than the sermon.

  • Not technically illegal, but deeply frowned upon by the vicar’s wife.

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Say you were never there

The Christening

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  • One bottle. Zero compromises.

  • Best enjoyed in the suit she always hated, at the club that mysteriously never lost your membership.

  • Ideally while laughing too loudly with someone half your age and morally ambiguous.

She got the house. You got the bar tab.

The Divorce Celebration

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  • Stronger than coffee. Easier than conversation.

  • Best served with burnt toast, dark glasses, and a voice note you probably shouldn’t open.

  • May cause flashbacks. Definitely earns a second glass.

Oh, f**k it—go on then.

The Early Scandal

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Of course, if you’re not just here for the gossip...

Before G&D, you followed the rules.
After G&D, you wrote them.

Join the Inner Circle to receive scandalous updates, private invitations, and early access to future releases.

Not a mailing list. A movement.

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